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Name: Piolo Cordovez
Age: 19 years old
Status: Separated/Taken
Favorite Quotation: "Love comes when you least expect it" :)
Piolo Cordovez (@twoning05) tweeted at 11:02 AM on Sat, Feb 02, 2013: why @BrunoMars doesn’t have a girlfriend: he’s suicidal(grenade), lazy(lazysong) and will marry someone because he’s bored (marryyou) #fact (https://twitter.com/twoning05/status/297781995184996353) Get the official Twitter app at https://twitter.com/download
i don’t care if this is in colour he was amazing last night and this omfg
HAHA, classic.
rowan atkinson ftw
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When you rearrange the letters in the word ‘ASTRONOMER’, you get ‘MOON STARER’.
Same goes for DESPERATION = A ROPE ENDS IT,
THE EYES = THEY SEE,
THE MORSE CODE = HERE COME DOTS,
DORMITORY = DIRTY ROOM,
SLOT MACHINES = CASH LOST IN ME,
ELECTION RESULTS = LIES - LET’S RECOUNT,
SNOOZE ALARMS = ALAS! NO MORE Z’S
THE EARTHQUAKES = THAT QUEER SHAKE,
ELEVEN PLUS TWO = TWELVE PLUS ONE
and
MOTHER-IN-LAW = WOMAN HITLER.
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Appreciate your boyfriend or girlfriend.
Even if at times they drive you crazy, be thankful for them. They’re doing their job by keeping you happy and loving you endlessly regardless of your flaws. You both picked each other for a reason and ended up together for a reason. So think about what they have done for you before you say something you might regret.
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Someone else’s opinion should never define who you are.
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That awkward moment when there’s nothing exciting on tumblr, facebook and any site on the internet anymore, and you just stare blankly on your monitor switching tabs randomly.
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Everybody in my house is asleep.. and then there’s me.
then everyone in the morning is awake…and then there’s me
and here is my mom
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